Mean Mail Greeting Cards

Already?
Another One? Great
At Least I Remembered
Fantastic. Great. Congratulations. Whatever.
Good Luck With That
I Think I Prefer Your Old Place
It could be worse
It’s The Thought That Counts
Oh Great, Another Birthday
Oh Great. Another Wedding
Sorry It’s Late, I Forgot
Sorry No Gift, I Spent It On The Card
Stop Showing Off
The First Divorce Is Always The Hardest